J a c k s o n / C o l e y

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Learnt to mind read

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Special thanks to Wippa Industries

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Escape From Super anxiety Land 64

2010-02-25T18:48:00.000-08:00

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The West Coast

2010-02-25T18:36:00.001-08:00

The East Coast

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There's nowt wrong

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with a bit of nostalgia now and then.

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2009-11-21T05:55:00.000-08:00

2009-10-28T05:48:00.001-07:00

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I Love My Dad

2009-09-07T11:38:00.000-07:00

And I Love My Mum

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Fluctuat Nec Mergitur

2009-06-14T14:21:00.000-07:00

It is a well known medical fact that some men are born 2 drinks below par.

Brand new sofa

2009-06-14T13:48:00.000-07:00

Joshua Bullen Vs Anonymous England fan

2009-06-14T13:27:00.000-07:00

In real life josh is nowhere near as skinny as this. And he has more tattoos

Old Man Winters

2009-06-14T10:34:00.000-07:00

My best memories of grandad were when we used to torture the gimp

Memories of Rochdale

2009-06-12T09:04:00.001-07:00

This man's name is Normie, he was born in Rochdale in 1927. He's watched the whole country change massively since then. He's become an ex-communicated stranger of his own town which his family had lived in for generations, he's spent most of his life working hard and looking after folk. He never complains and refuses to read the Daily Mail.

Grandpa Coley

2009-06-12T08:13:00.001-07:00

This is Grandpa Coley, he was a Glaswegian, he had the largest domestic collection of sewing machines in England. A week before he died, I told him this joke:
Two women go out for a night on the town. When walking home later they decide to stop at the local graveyard in order to take a piss. The first woman finishes pissing, then wipes with her knickers and throws them in a bush, the second woman finishes pissing, and wipes with a wreath she finds on one of the gravestones.
The next day the two women's husbands are sitting in the pub having a pint, Husband number 1 is being unusually quiet.
"Are you ok Dave?" asks Husband number 2, "you're not yourself today, is anything the matter?".
Husband number 1 looks at him sheepishly and says; "Well to be honest, something's on my mind, my wife came home last night with no underwear on, I'm really worried about it, I don't know what to say to her".
Husband number 2 looks at him and says; "Mate, that's fuck all, my wife came home last night with a card rammed up her arse which said 'We'll never forget you, from all the boys at the fire brigade'.
Grandpa Coley creased up.

What Saint Martins did to me

2009-06-12T08:03:00.000-07:00